spread herpes around
tempt virgins with lollipops
take your vitamins
Celebrity News (with a VIDEO)- Yes, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been dating for a month now, which is just long enough for him to give her herpes, liquid generation to make a video of him luring her virginal, innocent body away from the candy shop, and for katie to recover from the herpes, but nothing is as scary as Tom Cruise going insane by admonishing people for being sad.
Apparently, he has a big problem with "mind-altering drugs" and thinks that if you're sad, you should take vitamins... at least that's what he told Brooke Shields when she used anti-deppressants for her post-partum depression.
BTW: Check out the "Celebrity Baby Blog" if you want to know about any celebrity news dealing with babies... I like it to read it when I need a reminder that social darwinism just doesn't work out how you want it to. Herbert Spencer weeps.