fat naked pregnant
just about eight years too late
buy Vanity Fair
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hearsay from Teen Magazines (why do we let kids read this anyway? and how do I get a subscription?) - Britney Spears will pose nude for Vanity Fair magazine. The downside is that she's pregnant and storing fat for hibernation glowingly curvaceous; the upside is that she'll still be naked.
The real downside though is that she'll probably do that childish "am I naked or am I not?" two-fingers-over-her-nipples crap. Why so illogically puritanical when you've already turned an entire generation of pre-pubescent girls into an army of sluts who think the female body is always for sale strong, chaste women with a non-existent a great body image!
ps. A note to Vanity Fair:
naked means nipple