Cameron Diaz's photographer: "I thought they were real!"

Cameron Diaz's photographer testifies, "I thought they were real. They look real don't they?" We think they look real, too, but the judge was talking about her signature, man. The photographer forged (or as was his normal practice- had his assistant forge) Cameron Diaz's signature on the topless photos that he took of her when she was 19 years old. He's no longer allowed to distribute the photos, but some pervert spread them all over the internet! *gasp*

This case actually gave me a flashback to the good ol' days when 19 year olds tried to keep topless photos off the internet instead of starting their own website and becoming millionaires before they can legally drink.

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Comments

[free xxx]

i love this actress

[rlstv]

Hello man,
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Thanks a lot! And hope you reply.

[Daughter]

I feel like you could write haikus about only nipple slips, considering how often they come out and say "hello" these days...

[poetic justice]

What a clever way to do a haiku for a huge celeb like Cameron. I'd say another one for Janet may be necessary?

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