UK's best actress
or UK's hottest actress
ain't too proud to beg
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip - Ignore the innuendoes that the word "beg" brings to rise in that haiku because it's Keira begging for movie parts, not your love muffins. Ms. Knightley, who just voted either the hottest star in the UK or the best actress in the UK depending on how you choose to interpret this article (who writes for these places? me? come on guys, you get paid for this- at least steal someone else's article), had to beg for the part that she got in The Jacket. The begging for roles will most likely continue seeing as no one but Adrien Brody's mother saw the movie. Ms. Brody was quoted as saying, "I didn't want to see it. I lost a bet. Who knew Dustin Hoffman wasn't in Star Wars?!"
The actor's mother was later exposed as a fraud when a reporter realized that her entire quote comes from a scene in a later season of Seinfeld.
Someone tell me if this is correct logic:
+ IMDB lists her Keira as being born on March 26, 1985.
+ IMDB list The Hole, which features yummy Keira nudity, as being released in 2001.
= She was only 16 years old at most when this was filmed?
I'm so glad the hotness of that little equation is accepted in the rest of the world, and even happier that Amazon still sells it for cheap in America...