top hats make me smart
fake english accents help too
IQ is skin deep
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip - First it was a fake British accent (she grew up in DETROIT of all places), then it was the top hats, and now it's the new album title, "Confessions on the Dance Floor." Her psychiatrist (we have the same one) told me that she wasn't hugged enough as a child and is making up for it. Must be that tough love Detroit mum thing.
Celebrity News - Live8 performers wowed the world with a show tonight on trampoline. The Hendersons were all there as Bono and friends put on a show on cable TV... in a largely naive event of western grandstanding for the absolute best of causes, hundreds of artists performed to raise money for Africa's largely ineffective, military dictatorships. Guests reported every band member "smoking the funny grass" that had all of them hallucinating and thinking that the money they raised would end up in the hands of the people.
If people gave 1 billion dollars to the US congress, how much of it would end up in the hands of the citizens? Yeah, none. How much do you think would go to African citizens? Logic sucks doesn't it?
these are just some of
the mistakes we knew we were
making at the time
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip - In regards to the question of whether or not she would ever make another movie, Charlotte Church finally comes to grips with the obvious telling reporters, "I will never inflict such hurt and fear upon the general population again." We'll pray that that means, "NO."
I can't even lie though because I did see it, and I will never forgive myself for not blowing the measly $20 that Virgin Atlantic charged to watch a movie of my choice instead of I'll Be There.
ps. Am I the only person that automatically starts into the Friends theme song (by the Rembrandts) every time someone says the phrase, "I'll be there."
Come on... you know you do! All together now (lyrics after the jump!)
fat naked pregnant
just about eight years too late
buy Vanity Fair
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hearsay from Teen Magazines (why do we let kids read this anyway? and how do I get a subscription?) - Britney Spears will pose nude for Vanity Fair magazine. The downside is that she's pregnant and storing fat for hibernation glowingly curvaceous; the upside is that she'll still be naked.
The real downside though is that she'll probably do that childish "am I naked or am I not?" two-fingers-over-her-nipples crap. Why so illogically puritanical when you've already turned an entire generation of pre-pubescent girls into an army of sluts who think the female body is always for sale strong, chaste women with a non-existent a great body image!
Detroit needs saving
Slim Shady to the rescue
ninety years too late
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip - Eminem comes to save Detroit's fireworks show saying, "This is my city, and I think that we need to make sure it stays as wonderful as it was when I was growing up here in 8 mile. It ain't just a movie; it's my life." The actor's solicited suggestions from the crowd of how to improve Detroit other than just more fireworks (really how far can 80,000 sparkers and roman candles go?), but the most often heard suggestion from the crowd had to do with handing out toilet bowl cleaner to the remaining inmates citizens.
tour cut short by bangs slash's hair too long for me track lines re-appear
Celebrity News - Velvet Revolver's tour supposedly isn't cut short because of drug abuse and it supposedly isn't cut off by ego-tripping rock stars; people are reporting it's just because they have to get into the studio to be good, hardworking gentlemen and get their new album out so the kids can have it for Christmas. Right.
wimp rock for minors abortion song made career new disc comes with pill
Celebrity News -Ben Folds has a new album out, and it's not about abortion. CNN.com predicts, "His career will tank," while Ben replies, "It tanked when I named Ben Folds Five's third album after the first man to climb Mt. Everest alone... kids get abortions all the time now so that's a topic they can relate to, heck, half of their parents probably thought about aborting them, but the whole concept album thing where you have to have a full attention span probably turned a lot of people off."
Duritz must accept it everyone hates Counting Crows Hootie is their fate
Celebrity News - The iPod War has begun. Method play - set your iPods at random, take turns playing a song from each, whoever has the best song of the round wins.
Rule #1 - Counting Crows always lose Rule #2 - Counting Crows always lose Rule #3 - Whining about how "good" August and Everything After was as an album is prohibited if you were younger than fourteen when it came out.
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Rance's Blog Anonymous, A-list Hollywood star rants (get it?... took me a while, and now I like to point it out) about his absurd life... I think it's Jim Carrey, but we might never know. If "Rance" commits suicide after he doesn't win an oscar for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, we might have a confirmation.
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