world domination
oh I am the warrior
you weak minded fool
Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip - Apple is coming out with a new signature iPod line featuring Stewie from The Family Guy. Sources say that the new iPod model will feature among other things, "a laser that can be set to either kill or disintegrate, and a selection of pre-loaded Scandal songs."
Apple says that this iPod will, "definitely not compete the with the George Bush iDebate model of 2004."
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that's my cartoon man
or could it be a ziggy
it's still not funny
Celebrity News, Celebrity Coincidence - Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine steals a joke from a Ziggy cartoon? I thought you did!
Well it just happened in real life for the New Yorker: Someone stole a Farside cartoon and tried to pass it off as his own and Gary Larsen's triple bypass surgery was rescheduled to loss of revenues from the possible plagiarism.
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fashion for the dead
anorexic grandmothers
walking among us
Celebrity News - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen visit Somalia for diet tips.
PS. On a more serious note: fashion and being mean to celebrities is fun, cool, etc., but anorexia hits home (having dated multiple girls who I found out later had problems with it) with me so if you want help it's all over the place.
I have opinions
free speech about high-end clothes
war and sweatshops lame
Celebrity news and celebrity gossip which I hope isn't true: Mischa Barton is quoted as running off at the lip about free speech rights regarding celebrity's designer clothes while apparently unaware that there is a war being waged around the world.
In her defense, my housemate from Romania thinks it's wonderful that Americans have the luxury of not caring about life and death.
Regis asks me out
working for the Man too long
doesn't look that old
David Letterman appeared on Regis' morning show today for the first time since 1997. Over breakfast steaks, the post-heart surgery Letterman told his 73 yr. old host that, "The next time I'm back on this show one of us will be dead," but didn't laugh after the comment. Hopefully, that time will not be celebrity news or gossip for many years because without Letterman, the world would be subjected to Jay Leno's celebrity tour de force of seat belt safety class comedy he passes off as the Tonight Show.
Hell's not far from home
Trump Industries rebounding
Donald Trump provides the celebrity news and celebrity gossip for us today. His cheeky show, The Apprentice, is breaking hearts all over the academic world. Professors are basing their college classes on it.
The Industrial Blog has more about Trump with a quick post which is how do you say... morally suspect?
what does it mean when
murder suspects plead the fifth
innocence not assumed
Anyone else happy this didn't hit court? People standing up for women's rights is just soooo outdated isn't it?
Gap gets a bad rap
new styles for the summer
Chinese sweatshop chic
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=159422
e-bay makes use of
panties she left in her drawer
making good living
my show's over too
brilliant continuity
same jokes every show
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